Porn is non-essential

Don’t get me wrong. No state, no church, no prophet and no authority has any right to prohibit porn. That’s a simple libertarian principle. All I’m saying is that, from a boobastic point of view, there is no need to do porn. In our functional system it’s not about copulation, penetration, ejaculation … – it’s all about boobs.

They don’t even have to be bare and naked. There are so many projects around about (clothed) boobs in the streets, at the beach, on facebook, on youtube … . And sometimes the hidden boobfulness is even more thrilling than the explicit content. That is because your biggest organ (i. e. your phantasy) gives you a surplus of joy that reality barely keeps available. A true breastman knows pretty well the disappointment, when she’s removing that bra (cauz’ your initial phantasy was betting way to high).

If you’re a big boobs model or you’re planning to be a big boobs model and you don’t know the basics of boobology you better go back and do your homework.

For advanced boobologists: if you are able to reproduce these occasional and unintended manifestations of boobfulness in a planned, controlled and intentional process, you might be able to contribute to the cultural wealth of Western civilization. This is so much more than boring pornography – it is coincidental reality or real coincidence.

(Sources: YouTube 👇)

Blonde lady and the biker

Teresa with the geodes

Kaffeetrinken

Peggy so huuge (before they’re gone)

Diane (understood that functional system: “they never look at my face”)

Sue from C-H-E-S-T-E-R (pun intended)

Shopping is so much fun (my fav colour!)

With chaperone

Without chaperone

Don’t you dare hit on me!

The other thing we learn from this is: when you’re boobful it’s hard n o t to catch attention. If you’re hot or not lies in the eye of the beholder – it’s not your fault! Some can’t stand it these days, when the Zeitgeist is flat, skinny and sexless, and rush to the next surgeon to get rid of their boobfulness. But that’s another story (being told).

Thank you for turing in to ohmyboobness and feel free come back soon.

Remember the motto of this blog: the perspective shall be a boobastic one!

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