Virginia Bell – when America was gr8

The American people voted for a President promissing to “make America great again”. I like this guy for not being too obviously owned by Wall Street. I don’t know if he will substitute the ailing American-Russian relations with trouble in China. I love him for not being PC. I have no idea if he is going to solve the problems in Syria to get in trouble with Iran again. Most of all I second his outspoken aversion to Germany’s Chancellor and her politics.

Thinking about America being great from a boobastic point of view Virginia Bell (1932-2010) comes to mind.

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Those were the 1950s. The USA were bursting with strengh after winning the great war. In fact the russians did most of the work. But it was the US economy that benefited largely. Boobfulness indicates fertility. Showing your big boobs indicates prosperity. Presenting your wife(‘s big boobs) is just another way of bragging that you’ve made it.

It is not coincidence that it was Bell’s husband who initiated the making of the feature film “Bell, Bare and Beautiful” (1963) to present his trophy wife to a larger audience (than before in his exotic theater). Shortly after her pregnancy Mrs. Bell was from a boobastic point of view even more impressive than ever.

To me the only 5 ft 2 tall Virginia Bell with her 48-inch bust is still the measure of boobfulness. And she was 100% real! Two decades later the plastic surgeons were taking over the place. And nowadays there is no big boobs model no more with real boobs – at least in the USA. Those were coming from Old Europe and then – after the fall of the iron curtain – from the volupteous vast of Eastern Europe.

Those females coming from Russia, Ukraine, Poland, Czechoslovakia, Hungary, Bulgaria etc. were willing and able to show what they got. It was for the Western societies undoubtedly an enrichment. In contrast to those covered up figures for religious reasons coming in from Nothern Africa and the Middle East these days. From a boobastic point of view there is a specific difference between these two migration flows. In other words: how to assimilate with a foreign culture when you are not willing to share your very beauties?

To make America great again from a boobastic perspective simply means to make those boobs plenty, bare and real again.

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